| Quote | Author |
| Think of life as a terminal illness, because, if you do, you will live it with joy and passion, as it ought to be lived. | Anna Quindlen |
| The big thieves hang the little ones. | Czech Proverb |
| Joel: That's the movies, Ed. Try reality. Ed: No thanks. | Ellen Herman (Northern Exposure, Only You, 1991) |
| The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. | Franklin P. Jones |
| I began to have an idea of my life, not as the slow shaping of achievement to fit my preconceived purposes, but as the gradual discovery and growth of a purpose which I did not know. | Joanna Field |
| Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. | Ronald Regan |
| The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers. | Scott Adams |
| Never take the advice of someone who has not had your kind of trouble. | Sidney J Harris |